Underage Swag

When someone changes the song I put on at a party

I’m like:

When I thought I was pregnant but got my period

At first I was like:

but then I was all:

When I have to leave my college friends for two weeks of break

I’m just like:

When I get my holiday money from Grandma in the mail

I’m all:

When I’ve watched every episode of my favorite show

I’m just like:

When it’s halfway through finals week

I’m just like:

When I see people fighting in public

I’m like:

When NUPD show up. Anywhere.

We’re all like:

When I try to go back to class after missing a few

I’m like:

When I like a song but no one is dancing

I’m all up on the floor like:

‘cus idgaf.

When I say something stupid and my friends keep repeating it

I’m just like:

When my sorority sisters use the N-bomb for funsies

I’m all:

When I go home for break and we’re drinking Keystone again

I try a sip and I’m like:

When my friend told me she thinks the world is actually ending today

I was all:

When my boyfriend tries to end an argument

I’m like: