Underage Swag

When I try to make a joke around my guy friends.

When I see freshman biddies walking around in mini-dresses in the dead of Boston winter.

When I try dating immediately after getting out of a long term relationship.

When my friend and I decide we’re going to cook dinner.

When someone ruins a movie you’ve really wanted to see by telling you what happens.

When the guy I’ve been eying finally asks me out.

When I see people making out in public.

When I realized they put the Prism math kids in summer housing with the athletes. Who planned that?

When I have to change a diaper while babysitting.

When I realize i forgot to do something but i don’t really care.

When someone tells me they think that game of thrones is stupid.

When I do Mali and I’m not at a rave.

When someone proves me wrong.

When I don’t have class but all my friends do.

When my mother tells me to do something.